7 days...

seven days from now I will be here.






I think Havasupai round two is going to be even better than the first. Word on the street is that the Indians are getting hostile.

I happen to know slash live with a couple girls who are baby hungry. Every time they see a baby their eyes get big and they start drooling and talking baby talk. Okay... maybe I made up the drooling. So far in my life I have only felt that a couple times, usually when an exceptionally cute baby is taken away from me. I love baby's don't me wrong but I don't itch for one, yet.

I do itch for a dog though. Call me crazy but I get all wide eyed every time I see one. That is unless it's small and yappy, then I have no interest. But the majority of the time I want to play with every dog I see. If only I had the space for one.

I'm sure nobody who reads this blog cares about this in the least but here is my dream dog. A Greater Swiss Mountain Dog. They fit my exact specifications. Mark my words, one day I will own one.

I can't wait for that day.

So last night I had this crazy dream. I was on this floating spa in the deep south. The spa was floating over this murky swamp. A couple of people wanted to swim in it but I weaseled my way out of it. All of a sudden Tina Fey was walking with me looking out into the water. She was wearing heels and way too much jewelery. I started walking ahead of her. I heard her trip and fall into the water. I turned and saw her struggling and screaming for help. Now this is the part that kills me... Instead of jumping in after her, I ran along the side of the spa looking for a life preserver! Now in some instances this would be the correct action but my intentions were all wrong. I just didn't want to get in the water! I'm such a Bi! It took me a good while to find one and by the time I grabbed it and threw it in the water she was already under. I reluctantly jumped in after her. The water was so murky I couldn't see anything so I just reached around trying to grab her. I had to swim pretty deep before I finally reached her hand and pulled her to the surface. Something woke me up at that point so I will never know how it ended.

Why was I so selfish?! I almost let Tina die!

Did I have this dream because deep down I secretly hate Tina Fey? (Highly unlikely)

Is it because I watched Harry Potter yesterday? (Semi likely)

Or was it to let me know that I would be a horrible life guard? (Absurd)

I guess I'll never know. Sorry Tina, I really am a huge fan.

Well Sam... you've done it again.

Collaborating with The Shins, its perfect.

I try my best to not seem obsessed with this man. It's true though, I kind of am. I don't know if it's his voice or his lyrics or his beard or what but I'd give up sugar to be in his social circle.

I've become mildly addicted to buying tents. My second tent came in the mail last week and when I came home for the holiday my dad was Dying to set them up. He got so excited that he went and got his one man tent to set up by the others. Janelle and I had a great 'ol time sleeping in them over the weekend. I've been itching to camp for way too long. This Jim Gaffigan clip really got me last night, I had to post it. Thanks Matt.







p.s.- look at how great our house looked decked out for the holiday.

It's Alive!

We must have done something right.